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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:52

No go.
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
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Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Freaks and Cheeks
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Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why should we share our wife with others?
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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