What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Next, they tried...

50 Cent Pledges to Prevent a Trump Pardon for Sean Combs: ‘I’m Gonna Reach Out’ - Rolling Stone

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Saturday Citations: Upside-down sharks; brain network functioning in psychopaths; IQ associated with better predictions - Phys.org

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Freaks and Cheeks

Is a man over 50 not married no kids a red flag?

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why should we share our wife with others?

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Still no good.

23andMe Sets New Auction With $305 Million New Bid From Ex-CEO - Bloomberg

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Why cant I add weight to my lifts even though im completing my sets? Every time I try to add more weight I cant even complete one rep.

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Ferrari Reveals 296 GT3 Evo for 2026 Debut - Sportscar365

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

The AI Backlash Keeps Growing Stronger - WIRED

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Matching 240 Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Footprints Found on Both Sides of the Atlantic - Indian Defence Review

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Another attempt resulted in ...

Sophia Bush Says She Endured “Every Kind of Abuse” on Show Due to Older Man - The Hollywood Reporter

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

What if the Big Bang wasn’t the beginning? Our research suggests it may have taken place inside a black hole - The Conversation

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

5 Supplements to Avoid If You Have Insulin Resistance, According to Dietitians - EatingWell